Except when you're in the middle of the open, or running to a building necessitates being exposed and fired upon. :(

Ah, forgot about Dwalin.

SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING.

Good friends of mine are good friends of Haldeman. I'll tell them you said this as well, so Haldeman will hate you doubly.

Looks like my Kindle Paperwhite will be a fortuitous gift this Christmas.

I'm interested in the backstory behind Bifur. Interesting to see what they do with them all, really, seeing only Balin and Thorin have clear "pasts" and backstories in the book.

Godamned Hunter Killers always killing me when I spawn.

Fully erect.

in ZIIIIIOOOOOON! HEEAAAAR ME!!!!!

He killed her while on a coke binge?

Scumbag. Worse than Hitler!

It's a meme that suggests that an inordinate amount of crazy happens in Florida, usually propagated by people who've never lived in Arkansas.

The fire was red, it flaming spread

Michael Shannon *is* pretty fuckin awesome.

The hell is Russel Crowe doing in there? Fighting Chinamen?

Cry me a river.

Makes me sick to my fucking stomach. Fucking scumbag hunters. DIE.

I have the same feelings about 20 Years of SyFy as I do about uncontrollable explosive diarrhea.

No one is to blame. The DJs' prank, while stupid and irresponsible (broadcasting private medical information? Yeah, was their station's lawyer asleep during all this?), was not malicious. Pretty sure they saw a once in a lifetime opportunity to make a name for themselves and pursued it. It looks like they have genuine…

There's more money in wrestling.