I can't believe I'm agreeing with Lena Dunham, but she's 100% correct. Dylan Farrow was incredibly brave to come out and say what she did. Most victims never speak up, especially when the person who assaulted them is so powerful. It's Roman Polanski all over again.

DOUBLE KILT WEDDINGS!!! I am on-board with this.

"I'm a male white comedian, and obviously I succeeded only because I'm super duper funny. I have to believe that if others do not succeed it's only because they are not funny, because otherwise it means I have to think less of myself and my ego feels hurt. To me, the possibility of changing and engaging in creating…

Ladies and gentlemen, Jermaine Kearse. Who, by the way, was runner up for MVP.

Richard Sherman has such a pretty smile.

well not that it's any real consolation but I imagine all of his ancestors up to about grandparent level would be mortified to learn they had an actor in the family.

I don't think individuals should, no. Governments, yes.

He says horribly classist things all the time. He doesn't have to apologize for his ancestors, but he should apologize for being an ass.

I wonder too if they get a name for themselves as the club that wouldn't let Bieber in. I know I'd be more likely to go there if I knew they weren't letting him in :)

God Bless Queen Magpie Mary. The woman knew what to do with a vault full of jewels.

I have this vivid mental image of what little George would do with two seconds and a flying toddler fist.

Goodbye, heirloom pearls! Hello, naughty baby!

I'm thinking she should go full-on Queen Mary. Why have one strand of pearls when one can have twenty?

thank god! More jewelry! Since Kate is tall and lovely she could were tons of jewelry and not look weighed down by it. I welcome more jewelry, I mean, the family has it, fucking use it! Let us see the pretties!

Huzzah for busting out more tiaras and statement jewelry! My sister shiny addicts at the Royal Order of Sartorial Splendor and The Court Jeweller are going to be thrilled.

She's so boring. Her middle name is probably beige.

And here we finally get a modicum of truth leaking through the carefully constructed PR narrative: I'm not Disney

For those of us who are on Facebook and Twitter today who have also lost loved ones to heroin overdose regardless of however many people have died that way before them, seeing shit like this is not only totally retraumatizing, but trivializing, insulting, and deeply hurtful.

My brother wasn't stupid. His death wasn't…

Which is precisely why they shouldn't be used to express anything that requires a nuanced discussion.

There *may* be imaginary babies in their future!! CAN'T WAIT TILL THEY ARE IN THE TABLOID ROUNDUP!

I like good-looking, talented, smart, and charitable people.