Will Jezebel pay $10,000 for it??

Anna must have gotten tired of Kanye blowing up her phone, email, twitter, facebook, pinterest. She was probably like if this boy texts me one more time, I will eat a cheeseburger, and I can't afford that.

It's BECKHAM, you philistine!

Her?

That sounds like something Dean from the Gilmore Girls would say. He's just still pissed off that Rory, like any sensible teenage/early college girl, thought that Jess Mariano was a more interesting catch than the grocery bagger with the bowl haircut and the stand-up attitude.

Okay, where's the fanfic where Hermione has an affair, and she and Ron get a divorce? I think that's the inevitable conclusion.

Exactly this. I feel like focusing on the technicality that he never adopted her does a disservice to loving, supportive, appropriate stepparents everywhere.

While I appreciate hearing the other side of each issue, I don't think this is an unbiased author. And the article quite quickly degenerated into slut-shaming Mia Farrow.

As a kid, I never understood my dad's hatred for him and why he'd never let me watch any of his movies. Now I get it. Thanks, Dad!

This killed me, "Have you forgotten me?"

Wait, you can just proclaim yourself to be famous or not?

I, too, think he looks like an alien! I've never found him attractive. After what I've read about him, I'll never find him attractive.

So, only the people oppressed by the actions of your "bad family members" should bear the consequences? Because they are. It's indisputable that the descendants of slaves are still experiencing the socioeconomic repercussions of slavery, while the descendants of slave owners are still benefiting from it.

His name is Benedict Cumberbatch. I was always under the assumption that he came from a long line of monocled oil barons.

He's a total wanker. Cried about his privileged background restricting his rules while ignoring the fact that media/arts career in the UK are pretty much closed off to young people from working class backgrounds because they can't afford uni tuition fees (uni was free until the late 90's in England) or afford to take…

My 11 year old son is THE BIGGEST football fan in the world. The ENTIRE world. He knows every stat for every team, every player. Everything. He became eligible to play tackle football last year and I made up every excuse in the book as to why he couldn't play. Much to his disappointment, he went back for that one,…

This is a little offtopic, but it shows how important it is for kids to have someone they can recognize themselves in to look up to. They can certainly be inspired by people who are different (I'm not arguing that there has to be a MOM and a DAD!!! or anything ridiculous like that), but there's something special about…

Between Derrick Coleman and Richard Sherman, I am a full fledged Seahawks fan now!

Yup. I'm rooting for the Seahawks now.

Love love love this! How they cannot believe that it is him, how one of the girls just hugs him, how he hugs her back looking all shy-like, how the girls are so excited but they are not screaming. I love everything about this.