How in the world is Matthew McConnoghy's subtle not subtle racism in his acceptance speech being continually ignored? I though for sure that Jezebel would be reporting on it! Mr. Redford, Mr. Hanks...beat...*rapid dismissive mumble* Chiwetel, Idris *moving on dismissiveness* - that was so disrespectful. So fucking…

Errr another "fun fact" of the night

I will defend JLaw to the ends of the earth, but the fact that Lupita did not win is a fucking TRAVESTY.

To be fair, Steven R. McQueen is actually the grandson of that "original" famous Steve McQueen.

How many celebrities are there named Steve(n) McQueen?

That pic of Ronan Farrow totally convinces me that he is Frank Sinatra's kid.

I actually love Brooklyn 99.

pops open can of worms You know what I think some of it is? Hollywood fucking LOVES when pretty white actresses play roles where they're degraded and brutalised and abused, and the camera gets to linger lovingly on their tortured faces as tears stream down their cheeks. Such acting. So artistic talent. Very heart…

AMERICAN HUSTLE WAS NOT THAT GOOD. There. I said it.

I cried too. Is there a man who manages to be as intimidating and yet huggable as Steve McQueen?

I still cannot believe that Lupita didn't win. What world are we living in? And Chiwitel not winning left me speechless.

YOU GUISE! I can't even tell you how happy I am that 12 Years a Slave won! I cried. It's just so amazing. It was such a good movie and it needed to be made and people needed to watch it. You can't say that about a lot of movies. Yesssssssss!!!!!

Just gonna leave this here.

LUPITA! Slaying everyone and everything!!

LUPITA FOREVER, Y'ALL.

Ah! Now here's a criticism of Girls I can get on board with.

*plate of night cheese

a pile of old rugs that smokes and occasionally shouts out catchphrases

You know that those parents will use this as a guilt trip years later. "How can you do this to me? You were such a sweet baby, and you were even baptized by the Pope! The Pope! Do you know how lucky you are? Your brother was just baptized by a regular priest, and he would NEVER do this to me!"

When I saw her on QI and she recounted how she used to traumatize Stephen Fry as a fun hobby, that is when I fully understood that there is nothing Emma Thompson cannot do.