Ok, which coworker is this?

San Diego really does suffer from penis envy, doesn’t it?

It looks like my lotion is about to do something unsavory to my hand sanitizer. Thoughts?

We need a secret handshake.

Did that, and super did that.

Well, Gawker fag.

It isn’t in the slightest bit presumptive that she would consult experts. I’ve worked with the government on a number of occasions to represent my employers.

Yes, sir!

Oh shit, lol. I didn’t know you could get banned.

Look at you, being all sweet about my obviously over-the-line comment!

Not gonna lie...your physique is exactly the type that leaves me reaching for the closest icy drink.

And why wouldn’t she? You don’t think she prepared for this hearing by consulting people like me?

^^^^ 5-6 year old account still in the greys, with an occasional (but brief) foray into the approved commentors.

I never saw the point of making new burner accounts. I figure people are happier knowing they should hate everything I type without reading it.

Eggs-actly.

Is it more or less appropriate to have a secret handshake when there’s like 15 of us?

I would, but I’m a little concerned about extraordinary rendition to his universe. Not exactly a warm and cuddly place.

The weird part? Paramount plans to give its partner theaters (so far just AMC and Cineplex) a cut of the profits from iTunes downloads and other services for the first three months after release.

Must we have WiFi EVERYWHERE?

Meh. I’ll go to Salt Lake Comic Con.