"Two-thirds of divorces are initiated by women,"

It's like rooting through the bargain bin hoping someone accidentally marked down a piece of treasure.

So many men don't want women earning real money because all these guys have to offer is earning power. If women as a whole could close the wage gap, these clowns would have to come to the table with good personalities, good looks, a certain weight/ height, etc. You know, all the shit that women are required to have in…

This sucks for those of us who were counting on bagging ourselves divorcées.

• Birth control

The tree lighting was filmed yesterday, according to Seth McFarlane -

If Your Career Stalled Because of Your Husband, Call It Like It Is

It's good to have that discussion. It's even more important to watch the way he ACTS when you have a joint responsibility - a dog, the need to care for a sick friend or parent, or to house-sit. And is he always late because of work but blows his top if you need to cancel? Talk is cheap or well-intentioned. The…

I think all of these problems can be avoided by discussing with your partner what's going to happen when kids come...before you get married, and before you're expecting. If you can't agree on an answer, then end the relationship.

Because it's deeply unsexy

Clitorcize.

Tiptoe through the two lips.

I think I recognize those words from the Ikea catalog.

Yes, fuck science. Lets just imagine things are the way we want them to be and let that be that.

Or rock climbing!

I once went out with a guy who said he was a writer, and since I'm also a writer, I asked who some of his favorite authors were. He said,

Your #NiceGuy tears nourishes me, please keep going.

You know the choices are bad when Adam Levine starts to seem like marriage material.