I won’t be happy until this guy is behind uneven bars

GOOD RIDDANCE

“You don’t need to teach out in the public all the time.”

“I want to hate this.” – Burneko.

Oh, so I guess we’re not doing Penny Arcade anymore?

Sports News Website Reports Sports News; Readers Outraged

Simmons, Olbermann, Cowherd - ESPN Departes

OWAH NUCLEAH WASTELAND IS BETTAH THAN YAW NUCLEAH WASTELAND

Unless you’re the editor, it’s nacho call to make.

Drew Magary: [walks the fuck right into the side of that car because some asshole won't get out of his way]

The best part of that video clip is, and always will be, the ref on the baseline.

Well, that's one way to tailgate

Keith Olbermann can't even.

(George Bush named to Independent Investigation Committee)

You sure do bitch about white people like a white person.

This is the text of the original story, most likely the one Doug Gottlieb first read.

I think he was linking to the original version of the Austin American-Statesman's story, posted at 9:45a, which outlined at least 3 different times she consented (which have been removed from subsequent updates) and included no details of the encounter other than "all 3 met up on Sixth Street, and went back to the…

Oh, also, I hate myself.