That ambulance rolls up like

Somebody needs to create the "Huge Jay Z Head On Smaller Bodies" Kinja.

DLC Characters?

You say this is the worst thing, and yet you have not posted a link to Interpretive Movements.

It's SkyLYIN Time!

This is locker room wall material for Jay Mariotti.

Has to be the leader in Deadspin derpface imageviews by now.

Wizards only, fools!

"People decide everything about you based on the first 10 words you say." -NBA Rookie Advisor

This play was started by a creative flick from Leonardo DiCaprio.

Today, baseball's biggest day for movement,

Oh.

Doug Gottlieb is confused, you guys. He deleted the tweet (

I live in Lexington, KY. One of the Lexington TV stations reported last night that local gas stations' prices have dropped to about $3.37 since the Somerset City station rose from $3.31 (from initial opening) to $3.36. I drove through several KY cities last week on vacation (Henderson, Owensboro, Louisville) and most…

"Ya'll need to stop," Peyton said. "Just stop."

This piece is very "original Deadspin" — similar the Will Leitch era of having fun with but not worshiping sports. Well done, Tim. Affirmed.

"Mourn for the Baltimore bull, but do not forget him. Inside all of us, he runs still."

Really surprised this wasn't FiveThirtyEight.com's big nationwide ranking project.

#TeamQueso

According to 2012's DEA state breakdown of Meth Lab Incidents (http://www.justice.gov/dea/resource-c…), the Meth Superstate would be Tenneessouri.