Your wordplay warms my Stoney heart.

It's not glamourized, it's just performed by the most beautiful people possible in faux-grimy sets with strangely erotic dark lighting, with women that are frequently half into it...JUST LIKE REAL LIFE!

I was just coming here to say the Exact. Same. Thing.

I'll take this design over Crystal...like in a heartbeat.

These two seem pretty close. Are they like...cousins or something?

I am furious right there with you girl. And here is why. I don't want to be afraid of men. I don't want to think that anytime I walk past a man and I am alone I need to be on the defensive. I don't want to cringe when I am out for a jog and a car pulls up on the side of the road to park and all I can think about…

Ah ha ha ha ha "over the top"! Get it?

HA! You would think, wouldn't you? And yet I'm one of those people who got a graduate degree because I straight up loved going to school and I didn't want to stop. If I ever won the lottery, I would just pay schools to let me attend graduate classes and get graduate degrees.

I work in a big, old comic shop, and I've seen some scandalous shit. I've had a ton of brilliant female coworkers, and I've had guys lean past the women to ask me questions, even as the women stood there, giving them answers.

Former graduate school fatty here. This. A thousand times. It doesn't matter what your weight is and you're exercising (which is awesome, keep it up!) but you gotta mix in some fresh fruit or veggies for your health! I survived on frozen pizza, beer, and cigarettes for most of grad school and I gave myself a stomach…

Fat girl PhD student with all the stress here who says be whatever weight you want but get some greens up in that diet! You'll feel ten times better! Not about weight, just about healthy poops and energy and the like!

Seriously! Or just realistic. The image in my head was so much prettier than a noisy segmented wang machine.

I was looking forward to this until I realized how heavily segmented those are. That wall looks painful.

You've convinced me! Sounds hard to be a man. :(