It's not glamourized, it's just performed by the most beautiful people possible in faux-grimy sets with strangely erotic dark lighting, with women that are frequently half into it...JUST LIKE REAL LIFE!

I was just coming here to say the Exact. Same. Thing.

I'll take this design over Crystal...like in a heartbeat.

These two seem pretty close. Are they like...cousins or something?

I am furious right there with you girl. And here is why. I don't want to be afraid of men. I don't want to think that anytime I walk past a man and I am alone I need to be on the defensive. I don't want to cringe when I am out for a jog and a car pulls up on the side of the road to park and all I can think about…

Ah ha ha ha ha "over the top"! Get it?

HA! You would think, wouldn't you? And yet I'm one of those people who got a graduate degree because I straight up loved going to school and I didn't want to stop. If I ever won the lottery, I would just pay schools to let me attend graduate classes and get graduate degrees.

Former graduate school fatty here. This. A thousand times. It doesn't matter what your weight is and you're exercising (which is awesome, keep it up!) but you gotta mix in some fresh fruit or veggies for your health! I survived on frozen pizza, beer, and cigarettes for most of grad school and I gave myself a stomach…

Fat girl PhD student with all the stress here who says be whatever weight you want but get some greens up in that diet! You'll feel ten times better! Not about weight, just about healthy poops and energy and the like!

You've convinced me! Sounds hard to be a man. :(

I'm impressed that your coal mine has internet access!

I love Disneyland but Knotts is super fun. Plus they have the best funnel cake ever!

Try when it's raining, trust me on this, so long as you can tolerate the rain the park is significantly emptier.

I hate Disneyland and love Knott's Berry Farm. I just went a few months ago and the lines zipped by (our longest wait was about 15 minutes) so we rode everything more than once and made ourselves sick on boysenberry punch. It was fabulous.

The article is about Disneyland in California, yet the picture is from Disneyworld in Florida.

According to the CEO of "MousePlanet.com," if you've got a pass, "You go to the park like you would go to hang out at the mall with your friends."

What kind of a fiendish owner narcs their cat in for this??? If my cat could this, I'd buy, cook, and feed her fresh steaks and chicken for the rest of her furry little life.

Makes sense to me, given that this is their new hamburger character: