I am very lucky in that the one thing I am really good at (aside from sarcasm) is something that employers pay really good money for right now. I also spent five painful years waiting tables, long before my profession existed as a profession. So, every quarter when I get my bonus, I go out to lunch somewhere and leave…

Poser. Their third album is overrated, it was a sell-out in order to get radio airplay. The best stuff they did was their early pre-album sessions. None of that stuff made it to vinyl, but my girlfriend’s second cousin’s hair dresser dated their drummer and was able to score me a recording of this stuff.

Are you suggesting people should not be outraged over sad pathetic losers threatening to rape or kill women with whom they have a disagreement? Because, I will be honest with you: even if everything the pieces of shit who identify with gamergate says is true (which it most assuredly is not) that still doesn’t justify…

No it didn’t.

Doesn’t that describe the gamergate movement perfectly? All these sad pathetic losers are offended that women who are ALSO FANS OF VIDEO GAMES would like to have a gaming environment that is friendlier to them. GG members get offended and start acting tyrannically (literally, acting exactly as a tyrant would —…

I will note, she didn’t say she ever gave them their change :).

If you go the Stephen Colbert route you are less likely to wind up in jail:

Honestly, I am old, my son has a fairly well-funded 529 and I have enough life insurance for my girlfriend to pay off the house — so I would have to think long and hard about weather or not it is worth it to put in the effort to try to outrun the bear :).

Early entry for 2016: Why your team sucks Houston Texans edition? Or does their abysmal play so far count as the early entry?

If he doesn't get better soon I hear RGIII might be available, for the right price.

I know Cal Ripken Jr has been angling for this job, I wonder if they will give it to him.

Maybe, before threatening to hurt someone for doing their job, you should get their name right.

I gotta say, I am impressed with Blake for not taking a swing there. Saved the defense from another pointless penalty.

I love that Matt Williams is still going on sports radio and saying how proud of his guys he is beause they haven’t “given up”. Losing to the Phillies like this is about as giving up as it gets.

Change number 6 to:

I would totally go see that movie!

Sorry about that — I tried to keep my laughter to a minimum. But honestly, it really is your fault for being poor and having to sit in the middle seat.

Curious: is there a reason why you refer to it as Steelers Stadium vs Heinz Field?

thank you!

I have a story for this one!