I must be strong
And carry on,
‘Cause I know I don’t belong
Here in heaven.

Which one in DC?

I think the direction part is the problem. My experience has been that most women won't give direction, so I am left wondering how I am doing with only grunts/groans to guide me. I wish more women would speak up.

You know if that happens Kim Jong Un is going to open his own micro-brewery, and we all know communist beer sucks.

But who wants to eat gruel tacos?

My ex-wife had a friend like that. she and her husband were unrepentant terrible tippers. Whenever they offered to pick up a meal, I would have to make an excuse to go back into the restaurant to leave a decent tip.

There is nothing random about any boner associated with Kelly Kapowski,

I would watch the hell out of a movie with that title.

I know a lot of people were upset that the Steelers let Wallace go, but I think during his first season at Miami he scored 1 touchdown for every $10 Million that was in his contract. And, it appears to have gone down hill from there.

Wow, I remember when everything revolved around Perl — now it doesn't even make the list.

Agreed — the problem with tents is there is no heat source. Yes, sleeping bags are cozy, and yes hearing the rain pound on the tent adds to the coziness factor. But, anything exposed outside of the sleeping bag into the rest of the tent immediately drops between 10-50 cozy points (depending on the weather).

It probably had a filter, but one that didn't look for number substitutions. If you look at the handle the second letter is a 1, not an I.

I count six articles during that stretch:

I bet Washington wishes they had that level of hideousness right now. No one is ever going to ask him to do a Subway commercial, but he has a chance to be a hall-of-famer.

I think he is just jealous of all the attention that Pierre Garcon has been getting as Washington's Pizza Man:

How could you leave The Wonder Twins and Wendy, Marvin & Wonder Dog off that list? Posers.

Don't forget, Ben is only the 4th quarterback in NFL history to win 100 out of his first 150 games.

I see a Power Ade (is that still a thing?) endorsement in his future.

Well, you know who else was a ward? Robin — and everyone loves Robin (except for the Joker).

I don't think it would be fair to just annex whole states in that regard. However, if they are that concerned about being a repressed minority, we could reserve parcels of land in other parts of the country for them. They could set up their own local governments and even have casinos on their land if they wanted. …