Mayo is the world's most perfect food. Fatty, salty, creamy deliciousness all in one swirl.

Indeed they are. I can't quite remember what I paid, but I got a couple of refill packs, some travel packs and there was a Costco coupon. I want to say the whole wound up at $12 or $14.

Costco, bishes!

Not in Oklahoma.

Here's the thing. If you order a non-fat latte in New York, the barista will repeat your order back to you as a skinny latte. Now, I know that a latte doesn't have any sweetener in it, so I let it go. In LA, I order a non-fat latte all the time and get non-fat milk and espresso.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far,. far away...

I totally despise JHo, something I've made no secret of, over the years. I had the misfortune of having to work with her. Kill me now.

Gel devotee, here. Complicating things is that I have Hashi's, so my nails are a mess and I have to have acrylics. I generally get what's known as 'pink and white' which looks like a regular French tip manicure. But then I get the gel overlay.

I have a degree in History and my favorite teacher in HS was my History teacher. This crap makes my blood boil. Sadly, for morons such as this, the facts have a liberal bias.

Wasserman test. It used to be a thing, back in the 1960s, which is apparently where Oklahoma wants to be.

Varies by person, I guess. I'm Jewish, reasonably observant and my torso has tattoos.

Different strokes, right.

The O? O dogs now, O dogs forever.

White anchovies FTW, people. Seriously, they are like manna from heaven.

Pitt class of '70 here. Represent. We don't claim this misguided soul, either.

You killed me with this.

Adidas track suit/onesie, amirite?

Hey. No argument from these quarters. Frank Artiles IS a terrible human being.

Well, I'm an old. To me, this portrait makes Jindal look like Alfred E. Neumann. Anyone remember him? What? Me worry?

Either he got some woman pregnant.