TheEmpressOfSnark
TheEmpressOfSnark
TheEmpressOfSnark

When people like Rick Perry natter on about the sacredness of Life on one hand and how all life must be protected and then execute criminals without a second thought (no matter hoheinous the crime or how horrible the circumstances), then no. We cannot agree.

Louie Gohmert, the world's only living brain donor.

It galls me to no end that this yahoo sits in Thurgood Marshall's seat on the Court. Thomas isn't fit to wash Marshall's feet.

I read someplace (The Daily Beast?) the Kim had preeclampsia, which is a life-threatening rise in blood pressure. Why the baby was delivered 4-5 weeks prior to the original due date. You could see how swollen Kim's feet and ankles were; it was beyond what is normal in pregnancy.

She's long been on my list of People I Find Reprehensible, especially after she cooked and ate herself into Type 2 diabetes, but held off announcing that she had the disease until she figured out a way to monetize it via a contract with some pharmaceutical company to promote their brand of diabetes drug.

Yo, Katie Baker. Count me, The Empress of Snark, among those who should not be trusted. I hate, loathe and otherwise despise guacamole. It looks and tastes like lawn mulch. I'm a dyed in the wool, native New Yorker and people of my ilk do not eat such foods.

Note. Masturbating male babies. Since this particular moe-ron didn't discuss female fetuses and their wonderous, mad peen-yanking skillz (well, female fetuses don't have peens), sounds to me like he'd be OK with abort girl babies, amirite?

It's melting. You know how hot it gets in Arizona.

Wait? That dress code/flyer was for the customers? What the ever-loving fuck?

I saw the picture of the 15 y/o in question. She tweeted a selfie to her dad and he put it on his twitter, in return. There's no room for interpretation. She's covered up.

Nah. Louie is the world's only living brain donor. That has to be it. There's no other possible explanation.

I saw someplace (I can't recall exactly where or would cite) Issa referred to as (R-Car-Thief).

Michele Bachmann is on the Intelligence Committee.

I read this piece on the Times blog and my blood boiled! Men have agency when it comes to sex. They can always say no. Woman says, no need for a condom, I'm on the pill? Wear the condom or don't have sex.

It's not snark to observe that outside is finally beginning to match the inside.

His face...it looks like it's melting. Has he been standing too close to...Satan?

I live very close by the Jackson family home in Encino. Paris Jackson attends the same private school that my kids attended. Perhaps Michael would have had enough money to house himself and his children had not his greedy, lazy, no count family gotten off their duffs and sought meaningful employment, rather than

So, in the future, everyone will look like a Keane painting? Good to know.

We are owned by two cats; one we've had for over 15 years, the other for about 6. Completely indoor cats with zero interest in outside, other than staring out the window.

Roman Polanski is a child rapist who managed to get away with it, largely by buying his victim's silence and by moving to Europe where he has escaped being sent to prison. Where he belongs.