The next thing you know, Cruz will be calling out non-existing Communists in the State Department. The guy's Canadian by birth. He's hardly one to be lecturing DiFi on the U.S. Constitution.

Referring to California as 'Cali' is something an outlander does. It's in the same level of wrong as referring to San Francisco as 'Frisco'. It just isn't done by people who live here.

No, you're not. I love it, too. I can't exactly explain why I do, but I do.

Snark has nothing to do with a political philosophy, such as feminism. All women should not and do not, support every hateful thing that one woman says about another woman. That is not feminism.

I eat meat and wear leather. I am unrepentant about both of these things. I also have my mother's full length mink coat that she got some time in the '60s or so. Because I currently live in LA, the coat spends nearly all its time in cold storage. When I do wear it, I marvel at how warm it is and lightweight it is.…

Does Vivienne Westwood have any mirrors in her house? And has she looked in any of them lately? Because she is not one to be criticizing how some other woman looks, is all I'm saying.

Gel manicures, ur doin' them wrong.

Oh, for fuck's sake! As if being exposed to UV light for 4 minutes every 2-3 weeks is going to cause some serious damage. You get more than that much exposure just walking around outside every day.

Why wash your hair? It's only going to get dirty again, especially once it's crammed ino a bike helmet.

Erm, it was a rather non-apology apology. Sort of along the lines of 'I'm sorry if you we're offended, but hell's bell's, I'm not sorry for saying it'. You know, like that.

I have rather elaborate plans for my funeral and they're all spelled out in my will. Most specifically, I want 20 minutes of sad, then a par-tay!

She's not not worth even that much.

You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.

Since the US has basically ceased exported just about everything of late but for film, having Michelle Obama open the envelope for Best Picture actually makes a great deal of sense, from an economic 'rah, rah USA!' standpoint.

There's the size differential, though. He's a former marine and Ashley weighs somewhere around 115 pounds. Even if she did hit him, there's a limited amount of damage that she could do. When the police have been called, there have been photos taken, documenting bruises on her, red handprints around her throat, etc.

Yeoman Warders. They're called Yeoman Warders. I believe that they take 'offense' if they're referred to as Beefeaters.