...How? She’s basically invisible until she’s within 20ft of a car on a 45MPH road. There’s no way in hell it’s stopping in time, and I’m not sure if it’s able to “panic swerve” around her in time.

This is only a slight setback in their quest to become part of the House of Representatives

What the fuck does global warming have to do with this?

Is this a most white white guy contest? Because I used to drink Zima.

“Hey, do you want to go to another part of the stadium? Maybe a place where there isn’t a masturbating fan squeezing one out right next to us?”

It’s nice of Georgia to remove Atlanta from the running for Amazon HQ2.

I assume this video is his application to Duke.

This is disgusting. Hasn’t poor Jane Doe been victimized enough?

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

Wouldn’t want him to have a leg up on the competition.

That’s some mighty sexy cabling management you have going on there.

Call

Its about damn time.

That’s terrible....congrats on being a future #1 overall pick now, I guess?

This is where we are as a society. We’re so bored we’re eating laundry soap for attention.

I guess we can thank your Mom for your weird laundry gag fetish, eh?

My first semester of college, I am living at home to save money (lived 30 minutes from school). Bumped into a girl I had known from high school who I had always joked around with. After a few minutes of chit-chat she leans up to whisper ‘Always wanted to know you better.’ so I suggested we go to dinner the next night.

I (a man) was doing it doggy style with my ex while I was standing on the floor (she on the bed). In the throes of passion I put a leg up on the bed for better leverage. My aggressive thrusts started to shake up my stomach prompting a fart to bubble up inside me. Forgetting the adage to “never trust a fart”I tried to…

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