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Perhaps I am old fashioned, but would it not be simple to just stop taking ill-considered naked pictures of yourself, not allow others to do so, and thus avoid the problem in the first place?

Its about damn time.

That’s terrible....congrats on being a future #1 overall pick now, I guess?

This is where we are as a society. We’re so bored we’re eating laundry soap for attention.

I guess we can thank your Mom for your weird laundry gag fetish, eh?

My first semester of college, I am living at home to save money (lived 30 minutes from school). Bumped into a girl I had known from high school who I had always joked around with. After a few minutes of chit-chat she leans up to whisper ‘Always wanted to know you better.’ so I suggested we go to dinner the next night.

I (a man) was doing it doggy style with my ex while I was standing on the floor (she on the bed). In the throes of passion I put a leg up on the bed for better leverage. My aggressive thrusts started to shake up my stomach prompting a fart to bubble up inside me. Forgetting the adage to “never trust a fart”I tried to…

It’s great you see them for what they are. The biggest hurdle as an Ex-Jehovah’s Witness is that the general public has little knowledge of the JW’s outside of their ubiquitous door-knocking and conventions. There is a enormous social pressure from the higher ups in the organization to do everything they can to make…

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Yeah, statistically speaking black guys rarely commit crimes...oh wait

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He has a penchant for beating people who have boobs

I have to be honest, and I’m sure I’ll receive flack for it, but I get what she’s saying. Yes, women should be able to walk into a business meeting (regardless of the unusual setting that it’s taking place in) and be safe.

Tactical nuclear strike also not out of the question.

Nope nope nope. At that point you are better off burning the entire shed to the ground. Might even do the rest of the property to ensure that you get them all.

In some countries, a hooker at your hotel is just another business perk.

Or, just hang out with your wife and kids. That seems appropriate here.