If you are stupid enough, in America’s moral climate, to do *anything* that might even *hint* at being questionable on a state/employer/whoeverthefuckcanbeFOIAed phone, you deserve every ounce of idiocy that will rain down on your idiot head for being an idiot.

On one hand, that’s fucked up. On the other hand, if you don’t have the mental faculties to realize that you’re pregnant, maybe you shouldn’t be raising a kid?

Not to be a profound square but this woman is a thief, is likely a kleptomaniac and should probably be in jail or treatment or both.

Odd religious references aside, I’m with the neighbors. I don’t want an amateur auto repair shop next to my home and if you’re honest, you probably don’t either.

Yeah, so I haven’t been watching the Finals because my hate for the Penguins is unwavering...but I just watched that clip from Game 1. Um, how in the hell did they did they conclusively determine that was offsides?!?

This is absolutely a thing, just watch any game from the current Stanley Cup Finals, and you’ll see it too.

Furiously downloading the SeekingArrangement app.

Tonight - Canadiens @ Red Wings

She should Sioux!

Are you sure Keith is still a good dude after that?

Ok. I’m open to the reason why it’s not in the NHL’s interest.

If both Quick and Bish play mediocre, how long until the Dallas comparisons start?

Considering the size of the leak, her sentence was not excessive and she deserves to be in jail. Not a fan of this decision.

My ‘16 f150 does this if it detects a certain temp or below on startup.

If I remember to turn up my heat before getting out...

That is a fast way to make it crack.

Simon & Simon!

And die the second you hit the water. The only thing worse than Coronado bridge jumpers are the guys who get up there, threaten to jump, but never actually do it.

Who would ever want to live in San Diego if there’s no perennial 8-8 NFL team there? It’s like hell on earth.