Alright, I have two weakass Ivanka Trump anecdotes:

Your thumb is like a key. It’s a physical thing and the government can use it to force you to open your phone.

Said it before in cases where thumbprints come up.....

Honestly, I think it’s lame he got suspended for that. BLM is kinda sketchy to me. I get why you guys are angry about what this dude tweeted, but he’s kind of right, no? That hands up, don’t shoot thing in Ferguson never happened for example. He’s kinda calling all that stuff out, albeit in a totally tactless way.…

Sounds like you’re past due for a rip and chill.

Not only that but the whole point of this moronic stunt was the show the non-using public about the effects of drug use. A quick google search does just that. Hell, haven’t we all seen the meth mugshot timeline? Also, I don’t need to see what cops see. That’s why I’m not a cop.

Wait, I thought it was dongs - you know, hitting dongs...in this case, slapping a dong off his knee. Ummmm...I guess that is kinda personal.

I wake up with the original every day.

I’ve known a person who had this issue. The girl told me (after we were together again). In all fairness it may be more her than me since she’s claimed I’m more than big enough and I definitely am not approaching that guys claim.

“Some critics contend that such “non-elective” surgeries are wasteful and dangerous.”

So either she’s lying or as dumb as a post. Neither are great qualities for a president.

A lot of, well.. every one of these “We tried it!” articles are just simply frying chicken in the batter. This piece from Slate suggests that The Colonel had used a pressure fryer since almost Day 1. This is the real secret ingredient to the recipe - not the proportions and spices themselves. The idea of the secret…

It’s the only thing keeping this god-forsaken shithole of a town from dying?

Considering that the men’s basketball program is a recruiting violation waiting to happen and their history, I can’t see why Baylor should have an athletic department at all.

Came here to say exactly this. Seems that the current program is based primarily in sociopathy. Wipe the slate clean and start from scratch.

Someone can probably make a very good case not to do so, but fuck it, I would be A-OK if they got death sentence’d. It’s not happening, but that program needs to be eradicated for a while.

America: Dogs more important than women. Or men, for that matter. And possibly children.

Baylor: Dogs more important than Women.

God I fucking hate Baylor.

That’s not that bad compared to this archived footage of him last year: