"Write drunk, edit sober" — Ernest Hemingway

All I can say is if DirecTV acquires Hulu, I'm likely to cancel my subscription. Mostly because everything DirecTV touches turns to shit.

Or your quality of living has become so poor, usually due to complications from ageing, that you would rather end your life with dignity than waste away.

If you're shaving, then you're not really on vacation.

Sample size of 1004 adults, I have never paid them any attention - but I am starting to think I don't like The Washington Post who took the poll.

Ah, you math-challenged people who can only think in base 10. Imperial purists like myself can (and have to) think in base 2, 3, 4, 5, 8, 12, 17, 20... and so on, all at the same time!

The metric system is for people who can't do math.

Miller, bottling horse piss since 1855

Is anyone really that concerned about their twitter password getting stolen other than corporate reps?

When I see Eric Limer's photo all I can think of is raccoon girl

I couldn't make out Lincoln running across the trestle. He must have been on a lower level.

When you do stupid shit I don't feel bad for you when stupid shit happens.

Ah, makes complete sense now! I always knew it was pronounced Jizmodo.

Hey, I'm not saying that's legit: but there's legal ways of doing things...and quite frankly, in this day and age, there's no excuse for not being aware of what they are. The world is at your fingertips through the wonder of google...clearly she knows how to use a computer since she went the craigslist route and…

I'm already using Tasker a lot and I would appreciate an interface like this one!