“Last week Burger King announced it would be subjecting innocent Americans to deep-fried, Cheetos-crusted macaroni and cheese sticks.”

I’m a huge Cavaliers fan (born and raised in Cleveland), and you sir have just won the internets with this.

No offense, but it’s really not that confusing if you’re paying attention. It’s no more or less confusing than the traditional PRNDL shifter I had in my 2006 Ford Fusion.

“...because terrorists are “on the verge of overwhelming us.”

Rigged? Oh, you mean like that one time when Draymond “Nutcracker” Green knicked Steven Adams not once, but TWICE in the dick-and-balls in back-to-back games in the Western Conference Finals, and all Big Baby Dray Dray got was a stern talking to from the league because they didn’t want to adverse affect Golden State’s…

Which almost makes you wonder what he was doing for his class schedule the entire time he was at Stanford.

Brock Turner

Her siblings Tinitron, Bravia, and Viera would like to have a word with you...

That’s the new conservative mantra in a nutshell. ALWAYS stick to your beliefs and convictions (no matter how wrong you may be), and forego doing what’s truly right for what dogmatically is right. Because, Jesus...Or else you’re a wussy, liberal, pansy pee-pants, who needs special bathrooms and safe-spaces because you…

“The women aren’t requesting a financial settlement in the suit. Rather, they’re asking Frontier to change its policies. “It’s 2016,” Sherwin said. “It shouldn’t be that women have to choose between their jobs and breastfeeding their babies, and that’s why our clients are bringing the case.”

This kind of stuff really pisses me off. It’s just so goddamned petty.

Either that or they live in a state where people don’t own guns. Because I can tell you right off, depending on the situation, if you follow folks around my parts into a parking lot, and get out of your car after a bit of a road ‘kerfluffle’— you’re going to meet the business end of a pistol.

Local news reports these two men as the possible instigators:

Because while there is a brief pause in his wind-up, he doesn’t stop and reset, and it’s a consistent motion (as in he does it for EVERY pitch).

“In a bid to boost his immune system, the couple gave the boy — who was lethargic and becoming stiff — various home remedies, such as water with maple syrup, juice with frozen berries and finally a mixture of apple cider vinegar, horse radish root, hot peppers, mashed onion, garlic and ginger root as his condition…

You do realize Mister Donut is a Dunkin brand, correct?

Ahh yes, a ‘dad/manager’.

The build isn’t so much the hard part. A lot of the pieces (installation-wise) are pretty self-explanatory.

Oh, I knew you were being sarcastic. The problem, however, is that I know a lot of people who actually do what you did— and eat that shit up like a child does their Cheerios.

This episode was probably one of my favorites. It had me snickering pretty hard at some parts. It’s a shame that it was cause for insta-butthurt for so many (reading the FB comments on Jerry’s page was just insufferable).