How is a journalist soliciting sources immature? Second, perhaps this is the reason they say “Keep your enemies closer.”

Joke post? Gamers will have chewed up and spit out 3-4 more Call of Duty games, and people will still be playing Fallout 4.

That doesn’t really explain why that guy literally has a penis for a mouth.

I stared at that photo forever. I miss my dog. Dogs are the best.

If you would’ve told me a snake cradling a wolf would melt my heart I’d have said you were nuts. Yet here we are.

my favourite thing is when a modder fixes one of these bugs with a single line of code, and it takes months before the developer decides to do it themselves.

You play Wii, you cute wittle sheltered gamer you...

LOL. This is an absurdly optimistic and hopeful thought. As long as there is a way for a player to grief another player, they will be causing as much grief or suffering as possible. ESPECIALLY in an online FPS, where teabagging was invented digitally.

Giving players the option to keep you alive or kill you in an FPS is like giving players no option at all unless you are buddies or in the same clan/whatever.

Did anybody solo Archimonde within a few weeks of his release?

I wish that was my biggest regret.

How would you know, you clearly didn't read it.

His codec: “Chou? CHOU? CHOUUUUUUU?!!!”

He was arrested earlier this month.

Did they play the alerted sound when they arrested him?

For the past two years, a 40-something year-old man has allegedly robbed over 180 different locations across South Korea

Hideo Kojima is leaning back in his chair on this news, smirking devilishly while pressing his fingertips together. “Good...good,” He mumbles under his breath, “My ideas of stealth have been adopted, and it only took over 20 years. Now we just need a startling alarm noise and an exclamation point prop.”

You're bullshit. It tastes delicious.