"Sure, USA, but what have you done for me lately?"

The only thing funny in these ads is the joke that Acura has become.

Its that their product placement and mentions and everything is just so...tacky. And outdated. And just...bad.

That '90s auto selector fits too perfectly right there

Lol kids are very much aware of trim levels nowadays. I can guarantee that for every girl that says "Thanks daddy!" there'll be 20 more that say "But I wanted the Macan Turbo I hate you you're the worst UGH!"

Meanwhile on a backyard tennis court in Indian Hill, Ohio:

You swing lots of dead cats just to study what they land on? Man that's messed up!!

Well, considering how often I fall asleep at my desk...

Vector now claims to be making the WX8, which has blue headlights. And it will do 275 MPH, because of course it will.

That's just crazy! All he had to do was jump over the toll booth.

I'm guessing you probably consider a miata a girls car as well....

Who cares where they're Macan them?

If they make this car with a manual the universe will literally, LITERALLY implode from an excess of awesome.

Motorized seatbelts. Had a Talon with them. Hated every second of it. Thankfully it still worked, but why add all the weight and complexity? I've priced other cars' automatic belts, and GOOD GOD.

Every time I see this assclown, I miss Chris Farley even more.

Ah yes, the intermediate shaft bearing problem. Not quite as nasty as the 2.7L problems, but I think fresher in people's minds. Again Pelican has a great article on it. My understanding is that the problem effected both the 986 and 996 (as in all early Porsche water-cooled engines).

Hahahahahaha

na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAAAN

Low horsepower Import tuning is dead. Ok, not dead, but when was the last time you saw a truly riced out NEW Honda? The fast the furious tornado of vehicular vomit has died a slow death. That industry is a money maker no more.