Now I know why Doc had those crazy glasses! It's to protect your eyes from the laser headlights!

Still needs convertible, convertible with longer top, 1" extended chassis, baseball cap wearing version, backwards baseball cap wearing version, and all of the above with stripes version. I can't wait for those all to come out.

Ideas like these are all the rage all around Europe these days. The EU (and thus the EFTA) has committed to reducing passenger traffic by car and seem to think that everybody can just take a bus when ever they feel like going somewhere. They all seem to forget that our society has been based on the liberty of…

Show and Tell at the 2014 Detroit Autoshow:

Just give us THIS.

Explain to me again this whole "dealerships protect consumers" thing you were talking about.

Did he stage a fake accident? No.

Did he mock Schumie's condition? No.

Was he insensitive? No.

Hey media, why don't you go do something fucking useful for once in your miserable lives? Save baby whales, feed the homeless, reflect on how bad your jobs are that you look for useless crap like this and shame on the public…

Another engine that will eat your children

Oh come on Patrick, just cause its Friday doesn't mean you can post such pornography.

Congratulations to both of you on COTD! This lovely gearhead, who lost a leg while restoring a car, God bless her, will bring you a Lego-themed reward, as soon as she gets her boots on.

Congratulations, Mr. reverberocket is nipping the apex..and gently blowing in it's ear and Mr. Quattro-luvr, on COTD today! I have for you guys a life-sized BMW which this lovely lady will bring to you in a few days if she doesn't trip over her panties.

Waiting to see Skay post a photo of a chick on a LEGO CAR!!!!

The only thing funny in these ads is the joke that Acura has become.

Its that their product placement and mentions and everything is just so...tacky. And outdated. And just...bad.

That '90s auto selector fits too perfectly right there

Lol kids are very much aware of trim levels nowadays. I can guarantee that for every girl that says "Thanks daddy!" there'll be 20 more that say "But I wanted the Macan Turbo I hate you you're the worst UGH!"

Meanwhile on a backyard tennis court in Indian Hill, Ohio: