That's exactly what I thought it sounded like too, and yes, it was shamelessly purposeful and poorly executed.

So true. This is further evidence that he's the closest thing to the second coming that we're gonna get.

This is sad and everything, and must have been absolutely horrific to witness, but I really do believe it's amazing how this doesn't happen more often. Maybe it does, and the news just doesn't report it, but I've met some right old idiots in my time, and I can say with confidence that they aren't even the stupidest…

Do Jews trick out their cars with carmulkes?

Isn't this technically a trail bike?

God fucking damn it.

John Prescott sat on it.

Well 1. I'm glad your ok from this experience, although it sounds like your eyebrows probably didn't make it.

Oh boy. What's wrong with the Cruze GM? Does it implode like a dying star if you roll down the window while the turn signal is on? Does the crankshaft melt if kept in 5th too long? Do all the knobs viciously burrow themselves into your orifices if the throttle is kept at exactly 2.71239920 centimeters depressed? I…

That's way too contrived and honest, ergo impossible.

Apparently people aren't liking either. I do quite like this though. Quite a lot.

Did I tell you my psychopath ex was threatening to run me over in his 2014 Range Rover Autobiography? Yeah, that wuss never kept his word on anything, HA.

Incoming "in defense of GM comments." Wake up people.

The M6 Gran Coupe. Only unusual because all new cars are focused on their clever autos. 3 pedals can still be had in this as an option, for the real M aficionados out there. I imagine it's magical.

It doesn't sound like a 2 stroke Chinese knock-off Vespa like I thought it would. Color me impressed and aroused.

Super Bowl XLV. Eminem. Imported From Detroit. American grit. Never say die. Gets me right in the feels every single time. There was only one problem with that ad: The Chrysler 200 was terrible. It was a car the all-new 2015 Chrysler 200 is trying to make up for.

Am I surprised it was a Camaro? nope.

It's the best they can do without making something like a Pacifica PV, which would be hilarious.

Gravity can beat it, since it seems like most of the time the hydraulics were broken.

Acura should waive the cost of the inevitable Viagra prescription for the drivers of this car during their ownership, because it makes you almost irreparably flaccid just looking at it.