4.) The Lincoln Cross-Shopping Yuppie Couple Ads

Nothing says "I'm sorry for shtupping the au pair" like buying your spouse a Lexus with a bow on it.

Oh, and a dog-ring transmission that lets you make super-fast upshifts without the clutch. Because racing.

This is Audi's new RS 5 DTM car. It's worth noting that NASCAR owns the rights to DTM in the United States. Please bring that up the that next time you talk to anyone with the last name "France."

In all of autodom, no segment is more elusive, more sought after, more coveted, more El Dorado-like than the entry-level sport sedan: the 3-Series fighter. Jaaaaaaag is next to enter the fray, and their combatant will be called the Jaguar XE. Will it be good enough to take on BMW?

Wouldn't protect you from your friend's brass knuckles underneath when they eventually popped.

I'm an American and I share your confusion.

Carry around some of these in the trunk.

I bet it's rigid as fuck, and by rigid as fuck I mean as flimsy as wet pair of socks.

The frequency at which people tell me this exact thing is harrowing, I admit.

The sources didn't say which other brand is the most likely to add the roadster. Fiat's other near-premium brand, Lancia, is not in contention for the car because Marchionne has decided to reduce the 108-year-old marque to a one-model brand, the Ypsilon, that only is sold in Italy. Lancia will be discontinued outside…

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Plow drivers are fucking assholes everywhere I've experienced them. I know it isn't a fun job, but for fuck's sake just be a person.

I know VAG wouldn't even dream of doing it, but I wish we had Skodas. They're cool cars now and this just proves that they may just be the VAG favorite child of the moment. If you told someone "Oh yeah, Skoda's gonna have their own sexy notchback (cf A7)" a fifteen years ago, they would have laughed you off (yes I…

The chrome makes me cringe so hard.

I think she's trying to stay at least somewhat in the conventional pop sphere, but I'm not sure. It's a huge difference from her first 2 albums, especially Marry Me. If you listen to her first EP from college, Ratsliveonnoevilstar, it's like night and day with the new stuff. Overall, I'm digging it though. Maybe a…

I completely agree.

Why would you ever buy a Mulsanne if this looks so good now? Oh yeah, because "Fuck it, I have money."

If it were nuclear powered, it'd be relatively silent. Just saying.