I would uncontrollably cry and vomit of joy.

It's only a matter of time. Then shortly after they build that, the 435is xDrive Gran Coupe Turismo Cabriolet ///M sport diesel comes out.

No, what's that all about? Supposed to be the Spyder?

I would, but I'm still not even convinced Alfa is returning to the US. I know they say they are, the plans are ready, some cars are built, but until one is delivered to a showroom for sale, I'm skeptical.

Compared to $120k+?

If they make a coupe of this car, I may die of excitement for a finally affordable Italian coupe. Please Fiat chairpeople, I humbly prostrate myself before you and request you build a low-end GT for us. Grazie.

LOL GERMANS CANT ENGINEER DOOR HINGES GOING TO BREAK 2 SECONDS AFTER WARRANTY RUNS OUT LOL TOTAL CON ARTISTS

"The blandest of the bland. Hyper bland. Wallpaper paste in car logo form. The elevator music of the car logo world. It is the absolute distillation of dumbed-down design"

God fucking damn it.

Can't someone make a kit for one of these?

Ok now if you're taking out the back seats, you'd better make this thing mid engined. I'd buy 2.

Beat me to it.

That's how you know they're tourists.

Are you sure this isn't an excerpt from Naked Lunch?

Most people just call it "Subway."

LOL LOOKS EXACTLY TEH SAME HASNT CHANGED AT ALL IN OVER 100 YEARS GERMANS R STOOPID.

You need to take the poison first, then the antidote. No expoldey.

As with most things in life.