It needs to get away from Detroit.

If you really want to test your mechanical skill:
http://treasure.craigslist.org/cto/4738510125…

If you want to test your sanity:
http://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/cto/468734…

I thought Kyle MacLachlan was the mayor of Portland.

I'm thinking maybe this?:

Kind of Citroën-esque?

I wonder how many LaFerrari owners also have one of these, I bet there's a lot of overlap.

Neutral: How Long Can Jeep Keep It Up? Is this temporary or is Jeep going to be a major brand for years to come?

Ladies and gentlemen, I think we've found our first bath-salt pipe. This is truly much more crackier than a crack pipe.

It's red like a heart, just with a lot more valves. Approve.

At least the shooting brake Volvo? Please? I'll do all the Pagan rituals you want me to, just build it.

That is true. You'd be surprised how much paying off goes on in places like China and India, though.

Will not deliver or help load on truck, tetanus shot not included. If you want the water and crayfish left in the chassis, that'll be $10 extra.

Sorry I should have clarified: once it gets to China, they pay off port officials, just like how some port officials are paid off here, giving rise to grey market stuff like Skylines. This is just one of many ways it happens, I'm not saying that's the only method.

I'd mid-mount that double-blown mofo in a Prius and then smoke every Camaro driver who looks at me in derision at a stop light.

True, but you have to remember that the same people who have the money to drop $150k on a Rangie also have the money to drop on paying off the guy at customs.

That is so terrifying, how did that even get sold to the public?

That doesn't surprise me. They're a touchy bunch and if given the opportunity, I'm confident they'd snap a house-arrest collar on it so it doesn't get more than 2 miles into international waters before disintegrating into posh dust and cowhide. The demand in China especially warrants concern, since here, if you paid…

Great article, it's something that a lot of people don't know about. I actually wrote something kind of pertinent a little back.

I think this is pretty plausible. Chrysler-Dodge-Jeep has done crazier/stupider things. I'd still love to see this hit production, and I don't even like pickups.