I wish they'd just do a Helldart or a Hellcaravan.

I sat in one at the LA auto show. Almost everyone I've talked to about this car says the same thing. Again, it's not bad, but I don't think you get your money's worth.

Neutral: How would you sell the Viper? More power? More options? More advertising?

I believe that. Sad to say, but not a lot of new American cars I've driven have felt like the build quality was as good as Japanese or Korean or German competitors. Ford in general feel best, GM next, Chrysler last. Again this is in general, some feel great inside, but on average? Eh. At least all of them seem to be…

It's a really pretty car, I think prettier than the Corvette by quite a lot. The batshit engine is just so batshit, you can't help but love it. It even looks well put together, at least for the most part. Real real shame.

It's too bad because the Viper oozes badassery.

I've heard essentially the same thing, that they're cool but absolutely crap in a lot of ways.

A lot of midwest is shockingly superhick/psychochristian. Not exactly the region of the US that people generally think of as close minded.

They'll probably probe the car and then somehow get it via civil forfeiture, claiming that they need to catch people in hoodies who can parkour at 120 mph through parks. How else do you bust people for having an empty piece/bong?

I forgot how disgusting the R class was.

Did one of my comments inspire this awful but brilliant creation?

The American Unimog dream.

Thank you for saying it so I didn't have to.

That's absurdly fast. They must have worked on that chassis a lot to keep it so composed, because the cornering there was incredible.

So basically, the demographic of people who should be in self-driving cars and will likely buy them (the people who don't give a shit about driving), as in, the demographic who is generally less attentive at the road, will own self driving cars that drive just as badly as they do?

It's so stupid to not use weather appropriate tires. I get that they're expensive, but come on, it's your safety and the safety of those around you, including your own passengers.

It'll be ok with me as long as the 500 has a mid-mounted Ferrari V12.

Are they going to make a slightly better looking GMC version that costs 10% more?

"Hey Seb, wanna drive a prettier car that's also pretty slow?"

This is a look into BMW's top secret basement collection, and it's totally in German. But you don't need to speak German to understand things like V12 X5, V12 Z3, V16 7-Series, and Le Mans. It's basically BMW's hall of extra cylinders.