Ok everyone, if I admit I'm wrong (which I am), I would still like to say that minivans are absolutely immiserating and I hate them. I would like to get that out there for no good reason, other than to say it.

Ok guys, so stick this in that lovely shooting brake concept you came out with not too long ago, and I'll give you my firstborn.

In general vans are less safe, fact. That being said, I think minivans are a menace to society and they're easily the worst drivers on the road on average. Why? Distracted parents attending to kids, distracted parents in a rush to pick up kids, drunk soccer moms/drunk ballet dads, overly cautious parents, the list…

Why?

I don't know about that, the Ford parking lot seems to be pretty good and almost everyone is compliant with parking and noise and whatnot. If they move it, it'll have to move to Newport or Laguna since that's where so many of the cars/owners come from.

That's true, but what else do the Irvine PD have to do? They probably have to try hard to find crime.

Yeah, it is. I thought the same thing.

As much as I think the Escalade is a stupid Tahoe with prettier badges, I'm going to have to defend it. Hybrid luxury SUVs, for example said Escalade hybrid, are for people who want a big, comfortable car. They don't care so much about the fuel economy and that sort of practicality, but I do think in buying these…

As we've said before, parents, just buy the damn minivan. You probably think you're too cool to drive a minivan, but you're wrong.

If ya can't blow clean, don't smoke the green, kids.

Yeah, and John McCain was only 43.

There were just two Fiat S76 record-breakers built in 1910 and 1911, and this one that has just been rebuilt and restored, appears to be a mix of those two cars. The record the car was designed to break was the land speed record then held by Blitzen-Benz. Fiat attacked that record with not just the sheer, insane scale…

I walked into my local VW dealership a few months ago asking about the new Golf R. The owner, as in the guy who actually owns that specific dealership came out to tell me that no such thing will be sold in the US. He even said, after I told him I knew one was coming out, something along the lines of "I would tell you…

My girlfriend doesn't charge me that much for a Hummer. ZZZZZZIIINNNGG!

They're some of the most interesting American cars from that era. The looks are polarizing, definitely.

A Cord in Japan. HA GET IT? ACCORD IN JAPAN? YOU KNOW, HONDA? HAHAHAAA

Is it bad that I still think he's a complete fucking idiot?

Where's the evidence that this model has had big problems?

5.) Honda RC166

Dreams really do come true.