To be fair, Florida is a burning building, these dumb fucks just don’t realize they're the ones who lit and are pouring gas on the fire

African Americans did have this same energy post-Civil War, that’s why white people instituted Jim Crow laws. Every time black people gained a measure of success, white people tore it down. The Tulse massacre wasn’t the only incident of it’s kind.

If you put a name on a product that you have no hand in, just fuck you. It is the absolute lowest celeb bullshit.

Spoken like someone who’s never served hundreds of burgers a day, if not thousands.

American team loses on a global platform (pick one, USWMNT a recent example) and Republicans cheer.

The optimal outcome is a quick fight where The Zuck fatally breaks Musk’s neck and is then crushed to death under the collapsing corpse.

Isn’t it funny how “race wars” and “race riots” are almost always started by white people? And I’m a white guy so I get to hear the shit you people say behind their backs.

Reads the grays.

*gestures at all the shittiness of modern society and capitalism*...I mean, apparently you can do exactly those things.

this and this.... just to add, it’s funny how little people actually know about slavery in the Americas... particularly the fact that quite often Africans were selected from different areas for particular skills... Africans from the Senegambia region were highly valued for the their skill in ironwork and…

He wasn’t fired for this. No one is fired for this sort of incident if it is a singular event. You are fired after many, many incidents like this. This seems like a weird thing to connect but it’s like how Johnny Depp wasn’t fired for the Amber Heard allegations. The reactions to that were extremely mixed and Disney…

Dems should just consider fighting of any kind. The usual strategy is to form a bipartisan exploratory committee to give an official federal shrug and then only speak of it in the hushed tones of a flood of 37 point boldfaced red type fundraising email headlines. 

french and russian aristocrats HATE this one simple trick!

“This quick and easy HACK that despots don’t want you to know!”

“The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not ‘Eureka!’ but ‘That’s funny…’” - Isaac Asimov

There’s one weird historical trick for removing unrepresentative rulers from office...

Republicans have no policies or strategies that are popular with the general population. They have given up trying to appeal to the majority. The only plan is to cheat their way into office by any means necessary. 

Vasquez... was on her phone watching the talent show The Voice just moments before striking the pedestrian... Vasquez... claimed she was merely listening to show and checking company Slack messages on another device.

Michael may have a long list of reasons to beat the shit out of Bob, with spousal abuse only the latest entry on that list.