Ecstasy doesn’t make you stupid. He did that all on his own. If he needed any chemical help publishing this, alcohol (and lots of it) would do the trick. Don’t further sully MDMA, which has legitimate pyschotherapuetical uses, and has been demonized enough. Any damage it has caused can be linked ultimately to…

Ladies & gentlemen, the party of “personal responsibility”!

War never changes.

I wonder which GOP fuck will publicly say that Loving v Virginia was incorrectly ruled and marriage between the races should be a state’s rights issue? Because we all know it’s coming — and probably before the 2024 election.

So THAT'S Shen Long.

50 shades is a depiction of an abusive bdsm relationship, not a healthy one.

Responsible adults have already recognized that non-mask wearing is a LITERALLY toxic habit that they need to break ASAP.

We need to start legally treating non-mask wearing as assault with a deadly weapon.

Maybe instead of wasting time signing this stupid petition y’all can just line up to give Elon a tugger yourselves.

Why?

‘while ignoring the elephant in the room’

I think she’s just using sex as a crotch.

If it takes 1000 episodes of anime to explain that it’s not cockfighting, then it’s cockfighting.

What?
Workermon is evolving!
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“Build a factory and place Pals in it. They will work forever as long as they’re fed, until the end of their lifetime or beaten to a pulp by the factory boss. The meaner the factory boss, the quicker you get results.“

When I was younger, I used to go for hours almost every day. Now I'm lucky if I get to dedicate more than an hour to it every week or two!

That was my first thought - let’s go after all the fathers NOT paying child support as they should THEN we can talk about any additional kids and the economic burden that might require.  It’d still be a stupid idea but at least lets get our priorities straight.

Especially if they won’t join the bacchanalian...

...revelry

Daniel Radcliffe after finishing the Harry Potter movies, and realizing he’s got a hundred million bucks in the bank:

UGH, I won’t be able to watch that as we don’t have any Roku streaming service. Would have love to watch this, especially with Daniel Radcliff as Weird Al.