What seems to have begun as the all-American love story of a college football star and a beauty pageant queen has seemingly broken down into domestic violence allegations, infidelity, and an alleged, murderous conspiracy in a foreign country after more than a decade of marriage.

I guess he really likes it when the SEC comes after him.

The notion that Disney is in any way sexualizing our children quite frankly is preposterous and inaccurate,

So he’s worried that US viewers won’t want to watch complex storylines but still includes them in a dumbed down form instead of going back to the violence, monster killing, nudity and fucking of season 1.  What a moron.

Well, that explains why they’ve been paying jack fuckin’ squat to drivers and manipulating trips to limit earnings for the past few months. They needed to show a profit at least once before investors bailed on them.

Uh, do you know what a lie is? Or are have you just got capitalism’s fist so far up your ass that you can’t help but defend it.

I’ve delivered these burgers.  Some of the food trucks/trailers that make them need to be shut down for public health and safety reasons.  

Not at Giz.  Hell, most of ‘em don’t even write anymore.  They just copy/paste from elsewhere and then try to hide it with a few edits.

But then that news might not be carefully filtered and censored to fit comfortably into someone’s echo chamber! They might see something that disturbs their snowflake ego. Or worse, makes them question their beliefs! Anarchy!

“In 40-degree Celsius [104° F] summer heat, a human in a leather and fur suit would pass out in a few minutes,”

As long as you discount the hours of panic before they die, sure.

Humans2Venus’ goal is to “[explore] Venus as a potential long-term destination for humanity”

That may all be vaguely true, but this asshole isn’t the one who’s going to get us there.  

<sniff, sniff> Is that repressed self loathing I detect on the wind? I do believe it is.

Pffft.  If these fuckers are victorious there won’t be enough people around to make movies and documentaries.  The only art will be shit smearings on ruin walls.  

To fast forward through the boring parts.  I don’t think you’ve ever watched porn.  Or you have very low standards.

the institute had never found one person who masturbated with his or her nondominant hand

Was going to say this as well. There’s no way this is his first time doing this. Or his thousandth.  This is the time that got enough notice from someone high up in HR to finally be as tired of his shit as women have been for decades.

No, they live consequence free in the world. Which ruins it for those of us who can use logic, reason and intelligence.

Poor defense lawyer. The phone would clearly show that she wasn’t paying attention while driving but they have to do “something.”