Make him pay it off by working QA crunch.  

He don’t need help, he needs the ass whoopin’ his momma shoulda given him years ago.  The only way to empathize with the pain of others is to have experienced pain.

You can’t break something purposefully and then point to it broken and say, “see, told you it’d never work.”

Yes, actually...

Yes and yes.  Therein lies the problem.

Republican campaign staff being even vaguely competent?  What weird world do you live in?

That’s not true! I got a whole $1.35 in compensation from a class action lawsuit against BofA for doing exactly this shit. Sure, I ended up 3K in the red as far as BofA is concerned, but at least I got my buck thirty-five!

Got any hospital records to back up that caffeine OD claim?

I thought this was going to be far more interesting. Like some Black Mirror shit. I am disappoint.

and ummm... this movie doesn’t have an ending.

Yup.  Guy sounds like a first time car buyer.  He may not even have known what a Carfax is when he walked onto the lot.  Can’t blame him for not knowing what to watch out for if he never learned to watch out for it.  

Even hidden side effects...

Oh look, another Reich Wing asshole politician focusing on a nothingburger instead of actually helping the American people. What a fuckin’ surprise.

My guess, a massive, cartoonish sack of cash.  

I’m wondering who the fuck said this place was up to code.  Before it was opened to the public it would have had to have a full building inspection.  So who got the massive, cartoonish sack of cash to say this place was ready for commercial use?

Could you imagine these over-privilaged, under-educated morons ending up 160 years in the past? They’d be sooooo convinced of their superiority because they knew of things like radio, television and automobiles but have no idea how to actually make any of the stuff. They’d end up in a sanitarium inside of a week…

someone who’s called for schools to promote Christianity

I mean, technically he’s kidnapping all of these people. He’s misrepresenting where they’re going and what’s waiting there for them, often not telling them anything at all before shipping them off to another state. If I did that to an Uber passenger you can bet I’d be in jail pretty damn quick.  If Biden’s balls…

I’m guessing the avoidance of an age means that she’s well under 18. Like barely out of tweens under. If she was close to legal they’d be trotting out the “we haven’t yet received birth records to confirm their age” excuse that ICE likes to use.

Except that argument has been tried and failed in the past.  Lots of times.  Soooooo many times.