TheDiscordian
TheDiscordian
TheDiscordian

Yea, it was.  Kinja’d again!

Yup.  All of their actions are motived by their terror of actually having sex.  They’re just too cowardly to have a moment of self reflection and realize that.  

It is neither.  That is a five story building just across the street behind it.  It’s a big fukkin’ ship.

So you’re saying we should be careful when looking into their browser histories...

Apparently there wasn’t because it would be too expensive.  On a vessel charging a quarter million per passenger...

It’s that age old story: educated person tried to tell rich person right way to do things; rich person refuses to listen and gets people killed.

Don’t worry, they’ll be sliced to ribbons by high pressure water jets long before they get to the decompression part.

Probably. Kotoro has the same short muzzle and likes to sniff his fingers, which that otter appears to be doing.

How much money ya got? I, uh, know a guy.

Todays Not Fun Fact: Oregon had the second largest population of KKK members, second to Indiana.

And it’ll be better BBQ too.  

Don’t forget Deuteronomy 15:12 and Exodus 21:1 that state that slaves should go free after seven years.

Then Kennedy needs to get off his ass and choke a bitch.  

Trust also excoriated British media for treating politics as a “soap opera.”

So next time you’re hunting for the cheapest gas on the highway ... consider applying the secretary problem approach and seeking for a little longer

Hey Geoff, when a woman says she can’t make it because she “has to wash her hair” that’s a hard no.

Considering that WB invited me to three different free screenings of this cinematic turd, I’m sure that those numbers are inflated.  

Have you punched them yet? ‘Cause if you haven’t, Indy would be very disappointed in you.

Just remember, when asking “what would Jesus do” the possibilities include throwing tables around a tabernacle and beating money changers with a cat-o-nine-tails.  

Don’t forget this part: