TheDiscordian
TheDiscordian
TheDiscordian

At best, they’re a stupidly simplified representation of relationships. At worst, they’re downright rapey.

Combat in the first Witcher game starts to make a lot more sense when you realize it’s a turn based RPG rather than an action RPG.

And don’t you forget it!

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I’m right there with ya on Brian being superior to Holy Grail. It’s a much better social satire movie that doesn’t get bogged down by as much of the Monty Python goofiness as Grail. My favorite scene is the Grammar Centurion:

This quickly led to its recipients worrying that the email was a warning before a possible shooting or other act of violence.

The studies showed that the clinic made a fuck-ton of money by saying whatever the customer wanted.

We cannot imagine The Times printing similar pieces on the fashion choices of any of our male colleagues

I know we all hate them and wish their existence was a living hell, but why would you do that to Ted Cruz?

Not while on stage. Because I’m professional enough to review my fucking lines.

The nominees aren’t.  And it ain’t like there’s hundreds of ‘em to review beforehand.  

You’ll have to forgive them, it’s been decades at Subway corporate since any of them had contact with real deli meat.  

the company is signing on to increased liability.

It must be really bad. They released Justice League TWICE and that was a shit show in both versions.

when you’re not someone who has been exposed to those words non-stop for three years

Most PI jobs are exactly that sort, following a spouse to try to get evidence of cheating.  

Since it was the ‘Pubes who wouldn’t shut up about it (and only after finding out as part of a completely unrelated investigation that Starr spent way too much on and never actually finished) wouldn’t that mean it’s really their fault that 9/11 happened?

Of all the possible Great Filters to prevent diaspora, I didn’t think “too dumb to survive” would be one of them.

Whelp, we found the lawyer.