Charlotte Tilbury, The Retoucher Concealer. Highly pigmented, pricey but a little goes a very long way and it covers everything. Her website has a great tutorial on how to cover red patches.

I like! I am 53.

Thought he’d have better things to worry about such as avalanches and earthquakes.

i didn’t realize god was into #hashtags now.

They’re for picking your nose.

You could almost land a plane on that top lip.

I’ll follow with a swift kick to her derriere and voilá, an irritating a*hole hits the kerb.

Major kitty squee anyway. He’s so beautiful :)

Does Peanut have polydactyl footsies? Major squee kitty.

Bali. New Delhi. Bombay. Kuantan. Kuala Lumpur and the AK47 toting guards... all gross.

I hear you.

Rome (Fiumiccino/ Leonardo Da Vinci). Worse than LAX, ORD, Washington Reagan combined (and I loathe LAX).

Raspberry Kool-aid.

With the thermos encircled by a wreath of popcorn?

Boy: Frederick Robert John

Pumpernickel Mustard.

They're beautiful, not freaky!! Cacti have reduced their leaves to spines (to save water), so the flower stems sprout straight out from the main body of the cactus. And being night-flowering, they are pollinated by moths and bats.

I thought his name was Jesse but that might've been another one of his (many) lies.

It didn't do much for my cats (all 4 of them) but the cockatiels loved the spooks ditty.