I will only work for Kirby Delauter. Kirby! Kirby! Kirby! For everything else, there is MasterCard.

Oh that's nothing. My cat was awarded the Nobel Prize for Chemistry. He developed a new Katalytic Konverter! Of course, we always knew he was a special, super smart kitty!

You're quackers.

Amanita muscaria grows in symbiosis with the roots of oak, pine, and willow trees, and provides nitrogen in exchange for carbs from the plant. It is a natural (native) symbiont in soils throughout the UK and Europe, and unlikely to have been 'planted'. All you need are oak trees. You're welcome.

Mr Dirt and I like to do this in supermarkets. We're olds so people think we're cray cray, but in reality, we are just having a really great time! Our all-time fave is dancing on the sidewalk to any heavy bass hip-hop music blaring out of cars. We grind it, werk it and twerk it and embarrass the sh*t out of the…

Pizza. Lots of cheeeeeeeeeeeeze.

Beet poopsicle.

How fun! Your twins are in the same class as my girls, Salsa and Nutella!

Here here!!! I'm an old (> 50) and there is no way anyone could pay me enough to go back to my twenties.

I changed more between the ages of 40 and 50 than I did in my twenties. Life experiences and all that good (not so good) stuff. This study is a big fat:

You go girl!

You think frog-eye salad is bad at Thanksgiving? Try a few candied cheetos...

Let's be frank: it's a Nasty Nips competition.

good yolk!!

Someone has egg on their face now. Unilever perhaps?