Started with:

Make that 2 orders of everything. With extra shoes and boots.

This might help.

I'll stick with Prancercise to get my physical and spiritual excellence.

Only if the goose-down pillows were in peach.

DID SOMEONE SAY DICKS????

You've just described my former marriage and ex-husband. Perfectly. He was controlling, cut me off from my friends and family, was emotionally abusive ('I'm the only one who cares about you'), and finally he threatened me with a knife. I left. He tried cajoling, being nice, being the good guy, threatening then…

Scratch head.

How is this not in a student's best interest?

AND her nipple shields.

.. and filter in the crackpot ones.

I guess she wants to be able to listen to messages from the aliens.

Yay! We're out of the grays!!!

And here I am, fresh from frisking (the maid) and an hour of riding (bareback).

My Grannie was a very practical Scottish lady who lived till she was 97. She knew her butter!

I thought everyone was entitled to voice an opinion under the First Amendment (quizzical face look). They must be taking AP classes from the Wintour School of Control Freaks.

At least you're back!! My grandma always said that "Butter is Better" :)

Xactly.