And with the personality of a cucumber.

They have purrrsonal trainers.

Zumba. Fun music and moves, and you can work it at your pace. Works well with a glass of sangria and tapas.

Purrrrfect!

I too had the upstairs neighbor with the Saturday Night Sex Schedule, 10pm. It wasn't so much the thumping sex noises but that every sexy time, one phrase was moaned (and yodeled) from start to finish: 'Mmmm, you have SUCH a big d*ck'. (No, I didn't find out if it was really that big).

Why isn't Maru the Prince??

Sue: 'Here's your tea, and a few Toasted Nut Cookies. Bob made them just before he decided to test the big bang theory in the the garage. Silly Bob. Never mind. Now, I heard some good gossip about Mike.'

Sue: "That's a shame and all with Thanksgiving coming up. You know how much he liked the roast pumpkin and potato gig. How about a nice cup of tea, love?"

3) Eating chocolate, really really good chocolate.

I'm in!! And yeh, I dance like this ...

'Oh Bob sweetie spermy bank, you have a wittle itty bitty piecy of pancake on your cheek.'

Cock a doodle, whistle noodle, peaches play with fire.

They have cousins named Dart and Buttonhole and Overlocker.

She has foot in mouth disease. She can't.

Tell your boss you will be 'telecommuting' for 6 months ;)

The other six months in New Zealand, maybe?