Jesse seriously needs to die already.

Not enough of other people's money to spend.

SF sucks in Seattle. No doubt about it now.

Niners, huh?

Women are objects and deserve to be treated as such.

Us gamers, huh?

Considering that Pokemon is already a dumbed down RPG for kids, why would anyone expect anything else?

Fighting game running at 30fps is hilarious.

You are the worst kind of person.

We talking Cs? DDs?

Alex ballin', yo

Nothing from the beta carries over, right?

Wow, what a performance we're seeing here tonight. This has been brought to you by Pizza Hut. Where the only classically prepared piece is on your plate.

My pastor said it was a sin to play the game in the first place.

Bully:

when you kiss boys

If the beta's any indication, it's a fine game. It's a shame you can't thumb someone's eyes out anymore, though. That was my favorite from KZ3. The knife in the eye is gone, too.

I'll be sad when my OLED dies a gruesome burn-in death, but for now everything is gorgeous.

Double read offense is gonna make it another Madden scoring game, imo.

If Boldin doesn't have a huge game the Hawks are dumping another 50 on the Niners this Sunday.

That came out last week.