“Heh heh, thank you!!"

One speech from said host got them going in the first place, so it was hardly surprising when said host failed to appear to ask them to stop.

We took our daughter once when she was three, on the horrendously misguided notion that she would find the atmosphere engaging, and be distracted enough to plow through a meal sans screaming fit. Ironically (or not, I suppose, as I should have seen it coming), the grotesque talking tree at the entrance, animatronic…

I believe you mean "article-less"

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Famblé

I wouldn't classify Luke's coverage as either breathless or unquestioning. 

For Christ’s sake, pull your fucking mask up over your nose, Todd!

I wouldn't say it's wrong to expect stupid actions to yield stupid results.

Something something piss joke

She didn't. Her agent did and Goodall wasn't even aware. It turned out that she'd loved the cartoon and was horrified that her agency has threatened Larson behind her back. IIRC she called them off and apologized to Larson, and he ended up giving her the original of the comic. Some dumb stories have nice endings!

I had to schedule playing around my six year-old’s sleep schedule, which was an irritating task that really soured me. Once I finally got into the dumb game, I got to play a whopping 30 minutes of wandering around rummaging through creepy buildings before the timer ran out and it was all JOIN US NEXT TIME ARGLE BARGLE.

A friend of mine had a pirated copy of Pepsi Man. We found it so hilarious that we ended up finishing the whole game in one sitting. The gameplay is atrocious, but it features an overweight white guy in a tight fitting shirt who grotesquely consumes tons of Pepsi and junk food, all while shouting nonsense slogans like…

So, we’ve finally reached the CD-i Zelda game reclamation stage of the pandemic, I see.

Crystal Skull was fine. I'm sure this will be fine, too.

It’s Canada’s fault that he has his electric bill tied to a credit card with a low maximum? It would take all of two minutes to contact his bank and have them raise that limit. Or, he could change to have the money pulled directly from his (apparently large) bank account.

Disco Elysium!!

Touché

The French Revolution happened *after* the American one.