TheDanslator
TheDanslator
TheDanslator

It depended on which set you purchased as to what games/accessories were included, and a few of them had games other than SMB. The Action Set was probably the most common, which came with Mario/Duck Hunt, Zapper, and two controllers, but there were a few that had different games, like the set that came with Gyromite,

I’m guessing his three divorces and various substance abuse issues drive his “bizarre and diverse filmography” more than anything.

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Scrolled down for minutes just to make sure this was called out. You wouldn’t want to hurt Jemaine’s feelings!

Look on the bright side: they can show this dumpster fire to Trump, and suddenly he’ll be signing executive orders requiring NEA funding for videogames. Hooray?

This reminds me of Uniracers’ name registration screen on the SNES. Inputting ‘Fuck’ was rebuffed with ‘Not cool enough!’

It may not violate HIPAA per se, but as someone who works in healthcare his employer likely has a much stricter standard—he could easily lose his job over this.

They’re for his wife!

When I was a kid I remember being freaked out by the sheer variety of disgusting things I’d find under rocks. It’s nice that I have the internet to fulfill that role in my adulthood, too.

Literally the first comment is an annoying ignoramous calling it a myth. Do neckbeards have some kind of radar that homes in on anything that doesn’t immediately and explicitly endorse the status quo?

Also racism died because Obama. Hooray for our new utopian paradise!

There are many things to love about SoM. The text boxes are not among them.

Agreed on all counts: SoM was a pure joy to explore, and at the time the gameplay made it both more complex than Zelda, and more approachable than FF for 11 year old me. The story was bare-bones, practically invisible, but I remember feeling connected to the characters for that where I hadn’t really in other games.

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ARGLE BARGLE MISANDRY REVERSE RACISM #MAGA

What’s not to get? He’s their nerdiest Star Wars fan, so therefore he scorns all things Star Wars. We mere casual fans must eke by with our pedestrian “enjoyment.”

...but is there any word on a Switch port?

Since the N64, really.

My family got an SNES Classic for Christmas, and the other day my nearly three year-old daughter played Super Mario World for the first time. She loves making Mario move, and she calls “Yoshi!” when the egg pops up. I cried, because we were sharing something I’ve loved my whole life, and for those brief moments we

This parent didn’t spend $400 for an RC car. I have a Switch already, and now after spending $70 I get to spend time with my daughter building something fun that we can both play. And so what if it doesn’t last more than a bit? I’ve spent untold amounts of money on toys that weren’t as clever.

No, but ironically this is. And this. Damn it.