I was saying “boo-urns”.

I have this problem, too. I’ve been running on the assumption that it’s because I’m an old. It’s all good, though: I’m very drunk.

DO NOT BELIEVE HIS LIES. HE IS THE ONE.

DO NOT BELIEVE HIS LIES. HE IS THE ONE.

Well, as the US President refuses to speak out...

QED

QED

“I don’t like it” =/= “If you like it you have terrible taste”

“I don’t like it” =/= “If you like it you have terrible taste”

Try not to hurt yourself on that edge.

Try not to hurt yourself on that edge.

It wasn’t sarcasm. :)

“Just tell him.” Indeed, why don’t most parents just use the “please don’t fuck with my shit” tactic? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, WHEN THERE ARE PARENTS OUT THERE IN NEED OF THIS ADVICE?! GO! FOR THE GOOD OF THE CITY!

Now it’s... a secret to everybody!

You’re an idiot.

K

I’ll definitely be checking this out, so thanks for the heads up!

“I’d probably feel really threatened if another girl came along.”

This American loves his Switch! Also, I should note: the Japanese are not generally shy about being negative in an anonymous poll.

I too suffer extreme arachnophobia, and I will not be playing this game, but I still can’t let this go: it’s FEWER. You have more spiders or fewer spiders, but not *less*. For fuck’s sake!

They have it at the DQ near me, and it’s been on the menu for a very long time. If memory serves it’s chocolate ice cream and brownie bits, maybe some cookies and possibly heroin. It’s good, is what I’m saying.

Your story confused me until I realized you meant dipped tuna. Fucking rube.

The underage perviness is pretty Japanese, too.

Awesome. My daughter was born last week. I'm buying this immediately, and giving it to her as soon as she can read. Thanks for posting about this, Evan!