“How much you wanna make a bet I can move this team over them mountains?” - Uncle Mark

Only  Mark Davis can live in the Bay Area and have his favorite “Chinese” restaurant be PF Chang’s.

What? No it was the fact that the league blackballed him for speaking out against police.

shut up

Gruden is so successful in failure that he’s gonna be hired by the Trump Administration pretty soon.

Half of the mlb are FUCKING PUSSIES

New York: We’re savages in that box.
Colorado: Hold our artisanal dry-hopped 8 ounce taster.
*beans NY in the chin*
*throws bats at NY*
*loses*
Colorado: It seems they’re savages in that box.

“Oh sure, he can call them savages, but when I do it...”

Not enough bicep curls, bullseye motif, pentatonic scales, and artificial harmonics.

Nah, I’ll wait till they show up at my local Dollar Store.

Mark my words, this little douche will run for office one day. In Florida. And he’ll win, bc Florida loves them some douche.

He was being sarcastic.

Sounded for a moment like he wanted to punch clear through him and hit Krzyzewski

I want him to stick in the league so he can try this on someone like Chris Paul, on a day when he’s REALLY feeling that OKC angst... just to see who dies. Hint: It will be Grayson Allen

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

Color announcer sounded about 5 seconds from just going over and punching Allen in the throat which, although unorthodox, I would heartily endorse.

At what point do we accept that this guy is who he is, which is Ted Cruz?

Especially because Kyrie will settle into being Kyrie; hogging the ball and trying to be the man, but then having to acclimate to KD in Year 2. What could go wrong?!

Durant could still be a very good, all-star level player, worth the max to sign (Tobias Harris is making more!), but everyone acting like he’s still going to be Kevin Durant is denial over the injury. This is a career altering, if not destroying, injury every time. I was pretty bummed about it because it basically…

I will very much mocked for this, but signing a guy to a max contract, who won’t play for you for a year and is coming off an Achilles injury, seems dumb.