Can’t wait to see the swift justice on this immigrant with a violent criminal past. 

From the other side of the story, this kangaroo is the hero of his troop. “This bloody bogan drops out the sky, so I right walloped ‘im.”

Ol’ Skip must have thought paragliding guy was a Pterodactyl trying to swoop down and snatch his joey. They still have Pterodactyls in Australia, right?

Oh sure, blame the kangaroos. Who made you judge and jury? What kind of court is this?

Not obscure enough. That’s Kormheiser-level pedantry. Miller would go off about the work of Mauro Pelliccioli restoring The Last Supper in the middle of last century to overhaulthe less radical cleansings attempted by Cavanaghi and Silvestri. In fairness, I had to look up everything I just wrote. 

“Did I mention he’s voiced by Brooklyn 99’s Joe Lo Truglio?”
Excuse me, but I believe you mean The State’s Joe Lo Truglio, sir.

Anyway, I can’t fucking wait. Already got it pre-loaded on PS4...just counting down the days.

Oh, and just FYI, the Anthem twitter account has started giving away free 12-month Origin Access…

Yet when I pull out my snake at a rec center I’m avoided at all costs.

The F-Zero Grand Prix stage (I believe it’s stage 7) in the story mode of F-Zero GX on the hardest difficulty setting. Good lord that was hard. I did beat it, but it was something that felt impossible the first few times I tried it.

Terrible game. Terrible half time show. Terrible commercials.

Yes, thanks to Vinatieri’s last-second FG’s and Pete Carrol being a goddamn moron. But the comeback against Atlanta is the only true feat of “holy shit” in his Super Bowl career.  This game was absolutely atrocious, on both sides.

Objectively, that was the worst Super Bowl ever.

Seriously, is every member of the office working on a take here?  Burneko?  Drew?  Barry? Samer?  That one soccer guy?  I’m waiting.

Obviously he went out in the cold without enough layers.

You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .

He’s just going to stroll on in here like nothing happened? You believe this guy?

WELCOME BACK DREW
WE MISSED THE SHIT OUTTA YOU
HERE’S A QUICK RHYME
SORRY IT’S NOT A HAIKU

Im sorry Gabe but all value is subjective. Meaning there is no objective standard of what something is worth. Machado and Harper are not “worth” any particular salary. Yes, in the past, players similar to them (or even worse than them) got big ling term deals. That’s is no guarantee of future deals and not proof that…

EA really knows how to treat their “VIPs”...

EA apparently didn’t want to spend any of that wonderful revenue from microtransactions and loot boxes to adding more servers.

What you see here hinges on whether you believe that “Make America Great Again” is a dog whistle meant to unite racists, misogynists, and homophobes under one umbrella, or you’re delusional and don’t care about people who aren’t white men.