Hi, Filip, how’s the job search going?

Nuthin. TV studios don’t give back all the money they made selling dvds of the Cosby Show. XD

“You can keep looking, Kotaku, and please let me know if you find anything,” he said in the video, setting off a chain of subsequent discoveries and accusations of dozens more instances of apparent plagiarism. Miucin has since removed the video from his YouTube channel.

I’ve seen this clip a million times, and I keep arguing that it was a totally correct and acceptable answer. 

[Alarm clock turns from 5:59 to 6:00 AM. “I Got You Babe” begins to play. A BENGALS FAN lies in bed and opens his eyes.]

Holy shit, that whole thread shows how much we need a giant meteor to land directly on the village of Somerset, Ohio, so that it equally decimates Cincinnati and Pittsburgh.

I’m a Bengals fan, and everything you say is correct. Burfict is a shitstain who should be out of the league.

There’s just too many double consonants in that hotel’s name.

A Marriott in Cincinnati claims to have the world’s largest indoor gazebo. I can’t quite articulate why, but it strikes me as the perfect analogy for Cincinnati. 

Have a little respect for the biggest metropolitan area in Kentucky.

You can Google Map that Practice Field and you can still see the misnumbering!

Hey! There are only 64 cities that have a larger population in this country! Show some damn respect. 

Cincinnati as a ‘big’ city? LMFAO. They shouldn’t have a single real professional sports team with a town that size. MLS is perfect for them. Reds and Bengals should be relocated to real cities with real populations.

You lift at the same gym as Rick Flair?

Go through the episodes of Ben Shapiro’s podcast, and note the guests he has on. Then go through his twitter and find how often he booked a guest with a public tweet “inviting” them on his show. You won’t see that. That’s not how these things work (except in rare instances where the “public invitation” is some sort of…

Probably not the best way to handle him, but everybody in that room knew he was beaten and she didn’t actually have to hurt him.

He always looks like he just had his bar mitzvah and insists that you call him a man.

He looks like an 8th grader all dressed up for the school dance with dads brylcreem in his hair.

Huh.  So that’s what Ben Shapiro looks like.  I don’t know what I was expecting, but I never pictured him having the face of a mean 8th grader.

Flinging ourselves headlong into bankruptcy to own the libs...