Never left? I can count the number of those little Laker car flags I’ve seen in the last five years on one hand. And I’m Jason Pierre-Paul.

Kobe's rage is incandescent. 

Or Manti Te’o kissing his pillow

And Tony Dungy can still go fuck himself.

All of this feels so insane to me that I keep having to lay it out and see if it starts to make any more sense, and it never does: Winston was allowed to maintain his innocence

I remember when Michael Sam kissing a man was a distraction. 

Fuck you, I laughed out loud.

I was offered a job here last summer. When I read the contract, I decided to ghost them (it basically said anyone can harass anyone, the justification being the sewer like comments users leave on their posts, but the protection blatantly extended to employees themselves harassing each other).

what a disgusting piece of shit this guy is. 

has he seen his own face??

“See it’s okay because I’m also physically repulsive.”

so why the fuck is that ugly prick on camera if that’s his criteria?

Wow, gun violence AND an assault on a free press all in one? It’s like the conservative dream. 

See definition: ponycar vs musclecar.

Just a reminder that the legendary F40 only about 470HP and the Carerra GT only had 605. The Redeye is a comfy yacht that any schmuck with around $100,000 can buy and have more horsepower than anyone could have dreamed of 25 years ago. It was a huge deal when the F40 broke 200mph and now a production Fiat-Chrystler…

“Do you actually want a muscle car with wide tires and 797 horsepower?” the very serious person asks

Potential hot take: I don’t think Paul George compliments LeBron as much as other people think he will, and I think for the money they spend on him, they’d be better off loading up on D&3 players or rim protectors who can grab rebounds. I’ll grant you, they’ll still be very good, I just think they’d be better going…

Making Germany the “Arians Nation” doesn’t seem like a good idea.

Or the fact that these teams usually keep with the “old guard” who led them to glory 4 years ago instead of bringing in fresh talent or (probably more importantly) fresh tactics. Players get old and other teams adjust to what you did 4 years ago....

Auf wiedersehen, Felicia.