Any metalheads in town may want to hit up this on Saturday

Not the first time a blonde has had a “Slithering Surprise” in a Florida Wal Mart parking lot.

Wish this dumbass would just run off a cliff instead.

Yeah ive got some family i no longer talk to due to this election cycle. Just gutless below the belt insults... Eesh

Big things are happenin’ Time to end 2016 with a bang down this home stretch.

You’re doing God’s work

Fuuuuuuuuck this dish. Wow... thats awful hahah

I daily drive a 67 Skylark 455 like the psychopath I am and I approve of this article whole-heartedly.

Im from NY but I live in TX and a lot of bars have a Tamale Guy that rolls thru selling em by the half dozen. They’re handy as hell and pretty killer in a pinch...

A finely placed “zing”.

All these people claiming moral superiority cuz the guy “cursed” in 2016 after being rear-ended are... wait for it... fucking idiots. Who cares? Its language... OOOOOHHHH wow what a massively big deal it is! Its also not like he said “Fuck you mom!” And really, even if he had... in the heat of the moment, dude’s…

No Austin. UT’s practically a religion in TX.

To be fair to Espn for a second, those 8 are pretty much their best anyways

First thing i thought. Gtfo w that hawks name nonsense. Nhl should remind them therr already is one...

Its drugs. Anywhere. Everywhere. Always has been. Always will be. Who the fuck is saying sex? Do You party? Thats asking about drugs. 100%

Failboat now boarding in sunny San Diego!

Oddly enough, this says more to me about the ignorance of Virginia sports fans than anything... then again, they’re probably only watching VTech games....

I completely forgot all about Boltman, and when I read it... I said it in my head like a normal last name. Not Bolt-Man but.. Boltmin... and couldnt remember who the fuck Boltmin was. Then that pic came, and, oh yeah, San Diego... jesus christ.

Nice stat pull. Im sold

Dunno wtf this is but i laughed