Any one who thinks 4 slices of pizza is a “light snack” needs to rethink their dietary choices.

Sometimes I worry that we have the worst toddler in the world. Half the time he hates getting into the bathtub, then hates getting out. I’ve pried his little jaws open to brush some teeth before. My wife and I have spent ten minutes trying to change him when he poops, because, for some reason, being dirty is…

If I felt like I was fighting the dungeon most of the time, I’d be fine. Instead, I felt like I was fighting the controls. Failing time after time because Noctis decided to roll off into a bed of spikes or, instead of a minute course correction, sprint off at a 45 degree angle into the void, is the very definition…

If you can’t be bothered to watch a video or follow the provided instructions, it’s not _too_ bad.

If you can’t be bothered to watch a video or follow the provided instructions, it’s not _too_ bad.

It’s super easy. Turn off the water behind the toilet, and install. Takes 10-15 minutes tops.

It’s super easy. Turn off the water behind the toilet, and install. Takes 10-15 minutes tops.

“chewy and spongy avocado ranch sauce tested poorly”

The InstaPot Pressure Cooker

The InstaPot Pressure Cooker

Same

Five guys gives you an absurd amount of fries, and I am okay with that.

yeah i mean they fill up the corresponding cup of the size you ordered THEN DUMP A SECONDARY BUCKED into the bag. of course it was them

We love our fried potato sticks.

You know your fries, sir.

There are a lot of strong fry feeling this Friday and I like it.

Saw Title.

Claire, I’m going to have to disagree with you on this. I’d rather pay for Five Guys fries because they are bigger and tastier than Smashburger.

Whitson, could you try to not be wrong about literally everything? Five Guys is so delicious I’m going to go buy an order of cajun fries right now just to piss you off.

Every time you mention Chrono Trigger, someone will replay it.

NoseFrida the Snotsucker is something that may look gross at first, but is absolutely amazing at removing muscus from Baby’s nose. It’s something most new parents probably don’t know about, but will save them when Baby can’t sleep/nurse/whatever due to a stuffy nose.

Diapers.

Actually, it was mentioned again: Picard had a romantic pseudo-fling with an astronomer assigned to Enterprise, he brought out the flute and spoke of where it came from and how it gave him an appreciation of music he'd never had before. They played duets in odd places on the ship, looking for good acoustics.