He was released. You can now delete this shitty article.

Jesus Christ Erin, these upworthy titles gotta go. "When you read what the NFL did today you will want to immediately pack a bag and move to Iran where women are treated with more respect. My jaw hit the floor so hard I can't even." Fucking childish.

These people are idiots, but overall this seemed pretty benign.

You Will Want To Punch Your Monitor When You Hear What The NFL Did To Women. I Simply Can't Even.

Seriously. I saw Air Guitar Nation a few years back... seems like the sport has taken a serious dive. This girl couldn't hold a candle to any of those guys.

The survey is broken I think. I can't check the boxes.

I've had a PS4 since around launch. It's not even hooked up anymore. Still on PS3 until something pulls me away. I assume Destiny will do that, but nothing has done it so far.

I'm saying that no one will be sticking around based on the PS4 exclusives coming to Xbox. A year from now you'll either be invested because you like the game(with or without exclusives) or stopped caring and long gone.

A full year of exclusivity, to me, is basically exclusivity... The fanbase for this game will have shrunk very significantly by then. And those still around will have probably forgotten and/or don't care if they are still enjoying it after a full year.

What in the absolute fuck is this mutation? And how the hell would this ever be an ideal setup for someone with two hands? This is a joke right? It's a joke and I'm the dumb one I hope.

After the lead picture, how was this story not about girls wearing creepy KC Jones masks?

So they robbed people. Can you not just sue them? I feel like this is why they invented suing people.

Fucking 90's patriarchy! Men are the worst!

It's not a movie. It's a game... a game with options. The ending made none of that matter. The ending wasn't options, it was colors.

Good riddance is a little harsh, but being able to separate mass effect and the guy responsible for the ME3 ending is cathartic for me.

I hope some day someone can at least produce some kind of awesome cinematic that replaces the bullshit ME3 ending with something as powerful, emotional, and fulfilling as the rest of the series had been. I just feel like I can't get closure on it. Like the game forgot to include a real ending and they just threw it…

Yea, after all the disappointment... that kinda helped a bit. Not having the ending include any of these characters you've spent years with? Gathering all these people and races and armies to not see any of the battle? Just so utterly anticlimactic. So sad. But the Citidel DLC helped quite a bit. Still shitty though.

A billionaire having some fun with consenting adults. How "deeply upsetting"! What a "nightmare"! Someone call the cops!

Most Exciting Surprise: How insanely awesome Batman v Superman looked in the teaser trailer.

I'm in. Can we finally agree that green lantern abortion was not his fault?